![]() It's a win/win for men young and old, thanks to guys like Chuck.Īnd Chuck is helping teach my kids, and kids across the country, that words aren't hurtful as long as the majority of people think they're funny. They also realize that they have a right to control their women to make sure their eating habits never reach the point of embarrassment. Because, as we all know, the boys are the ones that are doing the selecting anyway. Even at a young age, they understand that body type is paramount to their future happiness and nothing else matters much in the selection process. They know that if they want to avoid ridicule from professional broadcasters like Chuck, they'll have to find a nice, slender wife. She knows she'll have to take extra precautions someday to not disgust grown men on TV that might openly laugh at and mock her if she puts on a few pounds.Īnd fortunately my boys are picking up on it too. Then I make sure my daughter is listening closely, because she doesn't ever want to be classified with those people. I sometimes glance over at my wife and laugh at her. ![]() I know when I'm watching Chuck talk about the disgustingly fat women of San Antonio I laugh until it hurts. He has to think fat, disgusting women aren't worthy of respect as humans because he always brings it up. And, as a bonus, TNT's ratings go up when Chuck shares his honest opinions about being disgusted by the fat women of San Antonio.īecause he is being honest, right? Haven't we been conditioned to take a man at his word, particularly when he uses the same words year in and year out to describe the female population in San Antonio? I mean if he says it, he has to believe it, right? It has to be in his heart. It feels so good to never have to do any self reflection and instead paint a narrative that you're above an entire subsection of our population. If we've learned anything in America over the course of the past 150 years, it's that our purest form of entertainment is making fun of an entire class of people, regardless of the struggles they might face. Then he'll move on to his timeless, golden material: All San Antonio women are fat and disgusting! It cracks me up every time, especially when the rest of the guys in the studio egg him on and laugh along. He'll talk about the Spurs being too old and how the Riverwalk is a creek and the AT&T Center is ugly. Who doesn't think he's hilarious? Besides, Charles Barkley is only saying what the rest of us are thinking anyway.īy now you know the formula. ![]() Every year during the NBA playoffs, he delivers the goods, on time with a smile.
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